For her birthday my wife asked for a tropical plant.Thankfully, the Rasta next door sells them in little bags
I guess I didn't get my birthday wish, "how do you know that dear" you're still here!
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?" He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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