Jokes and Funny Stories About Boyfriends

Here are some jokes and funny stories about boyfriends.

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Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

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You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

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Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.

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Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

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Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.