A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed,
about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the
husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in
this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one
guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can
see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks
to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to
call room service and get something toeat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second
time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to
bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the
phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was
going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and
makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags
himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room
service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what
the par is for this damn hole."
