Sleeping Tigers
Isn't it funny, when your lying in bed and you hear the baby cry in the other room, and all of a sudden its a game of sleeping tigers!
Both laying there completely still, not a sound, the first one to move looses.
Its hard to do!, intentionally laying perfectly still, one false move and that's it! you get screamed at by your partner! "I know you can hear the baby! why don't you get up!", and up you get to tend to the baby whilst your partner is secretly smiling their ass off under the covers, still cosy and warm. While you try desperately to get the baby back to sleep.
Its a funny life....... I'm currently loosing 3-2
My journey home!
Don't you hate it when a cross eyed passenger gets on the tube and sits opposite you?
I couldn't tell if he was looking at me or the guy at the end of the carriage.
But no matter how hard you try, you can stop staring, and when he tries talking to you, what eye do you look at?
It freeks me out! the man must have 300 degree vision or something.
